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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

So Bert bought the food and some booze
But Alice had a touch of the blues
She just wasn't in the mood
And she often felt rude
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

So Bert bought the food and some booze
But Alice had a touch of the blues
She just wasn't in the mood
And she often felt rude
So she kicked off her dancing shoes.


Alice decided to go home alone
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Alice decided to go home alone
So obviously Bert had a moan
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24-05-2018, 08:23 AM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Alice decided to go home alone
So obviously Bert had a moan
He wouldn't bother again
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24-05-2018, 08:28 AM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Alice decided to go home alone
So obviously Bert had a moan
He wouldn't bother again
But his love would remain
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Alice decided to go home alone
So obviously Bert had a moan
He wouldn't bother again
But his love would remain
And he went and chatted up Joan.




They went outside for a snog
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

They went outside for a snog
Sitting on a convenient log
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

They went outside for a snog
Sitting on a convenient log
Joan got a skelf in her bum
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

They went outside for a snog
Sitting on a convenient log
Joan got a skelf in her bum
And her left cheek went really numb
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

They went outside for a snog
Sitting on a convenient log
Joan got a skelf in her bum
And her left cheek went really numb
Which left Bert feeling agog.

"I've a pair of tweezers", said he
 
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