02-03-2018, 09:00 PM
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Re: Jokes for blokes
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinum.The barman asks 'Do you mean a Martini?'
Caesar says 'If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it'.
03-03-2018, 10:43 AM
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Re: Jokes for blokes
A young blonde woman gets pulled over for speeding in her car. Out of the squad car gets a police woman who is also blonde. The police woman walks up to the blonde driver and asks to see her licence.'Ooh, er.... what does my licence look like?' asks the driver.
'Stop arsing about' says the copper, 'It's got your face on it'.
The woman digs around in her handbag and eventually pulls out a mirror and looks into it. 'This must be it' she says and passes it to the officer.
The officer takes one look in the mirror and says ' Ok, you can go now and if I had known you were a police officer, we could have avoided all this'.
03-03-2018, 10:53 AM
627
Re: Jokes for blokes
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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A young blonde woman gets pulled over for speeding in her car. Out of the squad car gets a police woman who is also blonde. The police woman walks up to the blonde driver and asks to see her licence.'Ooh, er.... what does my licence look like?' asks the driver.
'Stop arsing about' says the copper, 'It's got your face on it'.
The woman digs around in her handbag and eventually pulls out a mirror and looks into it. 'This must be it' she says and passes it to the officer.
The officer takes one look in the mirror and says ' Ok, you can go now and if I had known you were a police officer, we could have avoided all this'.
I'll tell that to my wife. She's blonde... well, mousy.
03-03-2018, 04:17 PM
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Re: Jokes for blokes
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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A young blonde woman gets pulled over for speeding in her car. Out of the squad car gets a police woman who is also blonde. The police woman walks up to the blonde driver and asks to see her licence.'Ooh, er.... what does my licence look like?' asks the driver.
'Stop arsing about' says the copper, 'It's got your face on it'.
The woman digs around in her handbag and eventually pulls out a mirror and looks into it. 'This must be it' she says and passes it to the officer.
The officer takes one look in the mirror and says ' Ok, you can go now and if I had known you were a police officer, we could have avoided all this'.
Consider it nicked.
03-03-2018, 09:37 PM
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Re: Jokes for blokes
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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A young blonde woman gets pulled over for speeding in her car. Out of the squad car gets a police woman who is also blonde. The police woman walks up to the blonde driver and asks to see her licence.'Ooh, er.... what does my licence look like?' asks the driver.
'Stop arsing about' says the copper, 'It's got your face on it'.
The woman digs around in her handbag and eventually pulls out a mirror and looks into it. 'This must be it' she says and passes it to the officer.
The officer takes one look in the mirror and says ' Ok, you can go now and if I had known you were a police officer, we could have avoided all this'.
Just up my street LD I think all cops are thick and blondes well I can only say I prefer them to coppers..
Unless of course its a female cop in uniform..Whey hey.
04-03-2018, 12:29 PM
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Re: Jokes for blokes
Originally Posted by longfellow
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Just up my street LD I think all cops are thick and blondes well I can only say I prefer them to coppers..
Unless of course its a female cop in uniform..Whey hey.
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