Growing Older

What is Old?

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Choose one, I can't do both!"


"OLD" IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.


"OLD" IS WHEN. A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.



"OLD" IS WHEN.... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.



"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.


"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by.... the doctor instead of by the police.


"OLD" IS WHEN.... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fibre today.


"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.


"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to wee

Please feel free to add some more

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Some crackers there Kate, not that I recognise any of them personally of course....

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They are brilliant CC, I got a great laugh, thanks. I might use the Alligator shoes one on the wife when she gets out of the bath, don't get me wrong, she's a lovely Woman, but by God she has terrible feet.

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Bless her. I have really nasty feet too but then they have carried this nastybody around for years so I can't be too hard on them and they do stop the legs fraying at the ends.

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Ha Ha Ha Ha ....... They are brilliant Cookiecate .Ta for posting

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those are really good, thanks!

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Very true --Here's another--When buying new shoes priority is comfort before fashion.

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I wonder how we over fifties can still walk. First we folded our toes up so they could fit into winkle pickers and then tottered about on those stilletos or cubed heeled sandals of the 80s my poor old feet have given up the ghost and I have to have a wider fitting now!!!!!!!!!

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I can remember saving up for ages for my first pair of cuban heeled winkle pickers, then overnight our border collie pup promptly chewed the point clean off the right one.. I was heartbroken, and I still haven't fully recovered, although he probably did my feet a big favour.......

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Oh how I longed for a pair of beetle crushers then winkle pickers, all my friends at school had them. Not allowed, no way! I had to wear horrible clodoppy black heavy lace ups. Today my feet are perfect, look good and no trouble with them at all (thank you Dad). My daughter-in-law is a beautician and she's told me of the state of some peoples' feet, especially the young ones.