A silly one.......or two

My mates wife left him last Thursday; she said she was just going for a pint of milk and never came back!

I asked him how he was coping and he said, " Not bad, I've been using that powdered stuff."

Re: A silly one.......or two

A couple of Yorkies were hammering floorboards down in a house.
Willy Eckerslike picks up a nail, realises it's upside down and throws it away.
He keeps on doing this until his mate Ernie Sidebotham says," why are you throwing them way?" "Because they're upside down," says Willy.

"You daft barmpot," replies Ernie, " get yer sen overea and save em for t' ceiling."

Re: A silly one.......or two

Good on yeh Hammer, very funny..