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15-06-2017, 07:29 PM
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When God created Man she was only joking
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15-06-2017, 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
I have to agree!
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20-06-2017, 01:03 PM
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Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
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20-06-2017, 06:19 PM
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I SAID TO MY HUSBAND, "Will you put the kettle on"
He replied "sure, but I'm not sure it will fit me" .......old as me
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21-06-2017, 02:54 PM
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21-06-2017, 09:30 PM
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Here we go gals!
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21-06-2017, 09:33 PM
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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"
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21-06-2017, 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by TessA ->
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"


(Aeroplane)
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22-06-2017, 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted by TessA ->
Here we go gals!
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22-06-2017, 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted by JBR ->


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