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She might be there as an airbag in case he falls.
Yes, a nice soft landing. I would!
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I agree with most of that, but not the 'Bourbon'. Horrible stuff; an inferior American alternative to a single malt Scotch whisky.

I suppose it's a bit like American chocolate; not really to British tastes.
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My wife really likes her 'man cave'!
I'm very lucky.
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Dave is browsing in the pet shop and see's a parrot sitting on a little perch.
It does not have any feet or legs.

Jeeps he wonders aloud "Whatever happened to this parrot".

The parrot says "I was born this way I am a defective parrot."

Sheesh Dave replied "You actually answered me". Oh boy.

"Of course I happen to be a highly intelligent bird and thoroughly educated as well."

"Oh yeh? then how do you hang onto your perch without any feet."

"This is so embarrassing" the parrot says, "but since you ask I wrap my weenie around the wooden bar like a little hook.
"Yer can't see it because of my feathers."

Wow says Dave "You really can understand and speak English can't you?"

"Actually I speak both Spanish and English, I listen to the radio and can converse on any topic. You really ought to buy me I would be a great companion.

Dave looked at the price tag £2000 and knew he could not afford that,
but the parrot said "I'm defective,no one wants me. So offer £20." Dave did and was delighted to walk out with the parrot.

Weeks go by and the parrot is sensational, he has a great sense of humour, he's interesting insightful, and a great pal.

Dave comes home from work one night and the parrot whispers in his ear.
"I don't know if I should tell you this, its about your wife and the postman."

"What the heck are you talking about demands Dave."

"When the postman delivered today,your wife greeted him at the door in her best sexy nightie" said the parrot.

"WHAT???" Dave asks.
"THEN what happened".

"Well then the postman came right into the house and lifted up her nightie,and began petting her all over," reported the parrot.

"NO! Dave exclaims., and she let him.?"

"Yes then he continued taking off her nightie and got down on his knees and began to kiss her all over."

Dave, the poor frantic guy demands, THEN WHAT HAPPENED?

"Dammed if I know, I got a hard on and fell off my perch" said the parrot.
 
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