Re: Poetry please.
I watched a farmer one summers day
Out in the sunshine making hay
Which prompted me to write this rhyme
Of sayings passing down through time
Things like call a spade a spade
Is one for sure that's often made
Or putting the cart before the horse
Which does seem rather odd, of course
There's always back to the drawing board
A quote that many will applaud
And then there's one that goes, I'm sorry
It just fell off the back of a lorry
Famous last words and paint the town red
I'm sure are a pair that will enter your head
And it makes me smile to hear the quote
Some things are as queer as a nine bob note
Don't call us we will call you
Could leave a person feeling blue
But then pride comes before a fall
Though this does not apply to all
They say that taking a hair of the dog
Will maybe help to clear the fog
Of the midnight candle that slowly burns
While you celebrate many happy returns
One that is true, though a little hard hearted
Is a fool and his money are easily parted
I think I will stop now before you get bored
But remember the pen is mightier than the sword
Just one final word from this silly old bloke
That he who laughs last has only just got the joke.