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13-01-2018, 07:28 PM
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Misheard Lyrics

As a new member, it may be that this subject has already been covered, in which case I apologise in advance .....

My BIL was in a band in Northern Ireland which was very successful at local level but I nearly choked laughing to hear him sing -

"Put your sweet lips a little closer to the foam" - Jim Reeves.

Any others?
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13-01-2018, 07:38 PM
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Anybody remember this misheard lyric

Paul Young. Every time you go away.

Wait for the chorus

Every time you go away
You take a piece of meat with you.

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13-01-2018, 07:49 PM
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Perhaps your BIL was singing about Guinness, Last Tango!

Michael Jackson sings, "Keep on to the post office, don't stop 'til you get enough!"
Bonnie Tyler's "It's a hard egg"
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13-01-2018, 08:13 PM
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Perhaps your BIL was singing about Guinness, Last Tango!

Possibly, TessA.

Recently my wee granddaughter, who is a Little Mix fan, can be heard singing " This is a shout out to my eggs (ex)" .
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13-01-2018, 08:41 PM
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Lovely thread Tango
Yes, I did a similar one ages ago - So it doesn't matter.
The Beatles - Get Back
For years I thought it was
Jojo was a man who thought he was a woman
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13-01-2018, 09:46 PM
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For years I thought it was
Jojo was a man who thought he was a woman

Ditto SP !
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13-01-2018, 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Last Tango ->
For years I thought it was
Jojo was a man who thought he was a woman

Ditto SP !
That was Sweet Loretta Martin
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14-01-2018, 12:04 AM
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Are those the Reebok or Nike.

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14-01-2018, 06:42 AM
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There was that song about two lesbians

Don't cry for me Marge and Tina
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14-01-2018, 08:40 AM
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I have collected a few of those.

How about Bruce Springsteen's
PORN IN THE USA ???

I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW THE BRAIN HAS GONE

THE TOUR BUS, THERE'LL ALWAYS BE FOR YOU AND ME THE TOUR BUS

Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie....

Kenny Rogers
You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.

From CCR's 'Bad Moon Rising'
There's a bad prune on my rice

And the Australian Anthem
Australians all let us ring Joyce (rejoice)
 
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