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21-03-2018, 05:51 PM
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Hi

Judd is a real gent.

He has gone to Lidl to get you ladies some razors as you all seem to be having trouble.
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21-03-2018, 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
I've never hit a woman in my life and I don't intend to start now no matter how tempting it might be.
Well you would have to catch us first... and you know there is no chance of that either.
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21-03-2018, 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted by swimfeeders ->
Hi

Judd is a real gent.

He has gone to Lidl to get you ladies some razors as you all seem to be having trouble.
We do seem to be having trouble repelling you men ... but we haven't felt the urge to slash your throats yet.
Razors can be stored for a future date.
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21-03-2018, 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Morticia ->
We do seem to be having trouble repelling you men ... but we haven't felt the urge to slash your throats yet.
Razors can be stored for a future date.
Well said Morty, I don't like to see too much blood....but we have received a new supply of pillows.
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21-03-2018, 07:52 PM
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OMG Sweeney Todd
Can we make pies?
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21-03-2018, 07:58 PM
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Hi

Judd is no fool.

He is buying razors so you do yourselfs an injury.

Wimmin and razors do not mix.
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21-03-2018, 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by swimfeeders ->
Hi

Judd is no fool.

He is buying razors so you do yourselfs an injury.

Wimmin and razors do not mix.
Do you need a haircut Swimmy?
Take a seat
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21-03-2018, 11:57 PM
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Looks like I'm on me own tonight.
Hey ho . . that's life.

Look on the bright side - I'm last.
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22-03-2018, 12:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
Looks like I'm on me own tonight.
Hey ho . . that's life.

Look on the bright side - I'm last.
Every silver lining has a cloud.
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22-03-2018, 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Morticia ->
Packet of ginger nuts for me
Bet he's too mean to bother.

I'm buggered if I'm bring you ginger nuts to scoff and Mups a bottle of wine so she can get sloshed when I'm not allowed any.
 
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