Re: Gumbud Leisurely Scribbles (part 4)

Ummm....you do realise that according to quantum mathematics,you're under the table and just sliding off your chair simultaneously,Jembo?

.....sounds like a good Christmas,bruv.....

[oh-and in Greek,'X' is the 1st letter of Christ's name...ergo 'Xmas']

Re: Gumbud Leisurely Scribbles (part 4)

True Pug, you see my Dad used to be a Union Secretary and I was dragged up from under the table and through the chair. I know all the Union tricks, the first time a policeman nabbed me for nicking apples he asked me my name and I answered "No comment"

Re: Gumbud Leisurely Scribbles (part 4)

oops slight hiccup miscalcuuuulation - we are 24 hrs ahead and forever will be so now we are into pre-xmas celebrations on the 24 when I do believe the dear old victorian landmark is draggging her gown as usually and is only into the 23rd?

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I understood Victoria is to be found these days in Oz not so much dragging her gown as downing a tinny and a Roo Burger ?

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Just popping into 'Leisures' to say thank you chaps for sharing your entertaining scribbles and if you do do something really naughty over the festive period...we want to read about it

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That's very nice of you Solo, thank you and a very happy Christmas to you and yours.

Some recent Topics.


It is very confusing
And not very amusing
Dressing a child up like a music hall tart
I think it’s a shame
And Mother’s to blame
For having her own interests at heart.

My sexy old Hen
Likes much older Men
For some reason known only to her
She says they are clever
Or whatever
And she always addresses them as Sir.

As I’m burning my coals
Wot come from larges Holes
I’m thinking of that big Black one up in the sky
If they ever begin
To fill it in
We can all kiss our warm arses goodbye.

Re: Gumbud Leisurely Scribbles (part 4)

That's all well-n-good,Jem...but particle physics gives me a right Hadron!!!

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Didn’t he build a wall or something?

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No he didn't, it was the slaves that did. He just watched.

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Lazy old sod, and he took all the credit for it too.
Those ancient builders got a raw deal back then, can you imagine an apprentice Pyramid builder serving a long apprenticeship and when he’s finally qualified nobody wants any more Pyramids built.