Re: Who would be your Jonah?
I don't believe in anything that doesn't exist so, although there may have been a man called Jesus.. he certainly wasn't the son of god... probably just a good talker or magician.
Now to get back to the original question..... I wont throw Jesus out because he doesn't exist. Theresa May is a woman, so I wouldn't throw her out as I may need some intelligent help. Hmmm that leaves Donald and Jeremy
Trump tries to be a dominant male, so I would be likely to murder him, and as Jeremy claims that he always cares for the needy I would be concerned that he would be asking us for slices of our flesh, so he could feed the hungry sharks.
Ahh now I have the answer! I would get Donald and Jeremy to go for a swim together, then I would ask the non existent Jesus if he could turn my hairpin into an outboard motor , like he did in all the fairy stories about him, and when he had finished Theresa and I could speed away.... hopefully drinking the champagne I asked her to bring.