01-03-2017, 11:03 PM
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Doctors.
An Israeli doctor said,“In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work.”
The German doctor said,
“That’s nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.”
The Russian doctor said,
“Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another man’s chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.”
The Scottish doctor just laughed and commented, “You are all way behind us. 13 months ago, we took a woman with no brains, no heart, and no balls and made her first minister of Scotland.
Now, the whole of Scotland is looking for work"
A quickie.
Short n Sweet.
As I was getting into bed, she said, "You are drunk!"
I said, "How do you know?"
She said, "Because you live next door."
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