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06-03-2017, 03:47 AM
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Australia - for Men

According to The Lancet if you are male then Australia is the place to live. Life expectancy for males in Australia is the highest on the planet (Women still live longer largely because they have no moving parts).

Unfortunately we are forecast to be overtaken by South Korea by 2030 but still - you have been told.

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06-03-2017, 04:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Bruce ->
According to The Lancet, if you are male then Australia is the place to live. Life expectancy for males in Australia is the highest on the planet (Women still live longer largely because they have no moving parts).
Well, the ones I know have some pretty conspicuous moving parts, Bruce.

Unfortunately we are forecast to be overtaken by South Korea by 2030 but still - you have been told.
Well, we're all forecast to be overtaken by North Korea sooner than that, so it's all academic, mate.

Seriously, though, interesting data.

Thnx.
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Well, the ones I know have some pretty conspicuous moving parts, Bruce.



Well, we're all forecast to be takenover by North Korea sooner than that, so it's all academic, mate.

Seriously, though, interesting data.

Thnx.
That's better; )
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06-03-2017, 06:48 AM
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Come on 105.
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06-03-2017, 07:45 AM
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Well, we're all forecast to be takenover by North Korea sooner than that, so it's all academic, mate.

That's better; )
And taken (space) over is even better.
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06-03-2017, 09:03 AM
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And taken (space) over is even better.
You mean more betterer?
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But will you let me in? - as I'm from the UK I'm half dead already
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06-03-2017, 09:14 AM
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But will you let me in? - as I'm from the UK I'm half dead already
No, sorry. We don't accept half dead people. Try New Zealand, but I don't fancy your chances.
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06-03-2017, 09:26 AM
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you mean more betterer?
Yep, that's how we say it at my place.
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You mean more betterer?
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