22-03-2017, 12:37 PM
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Re: Please Can Someone Start A Funny Or Interesting Thread?
Originally Posted by Artangel
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Twink, l think Meg should rename it ...The Xrated Thread!When l read you usually go around knickerless, l was thinking what would Foxy do if you twisted your ankle on the moors?
I had visions of him having to give you a piggy back or a lift on his shoulders?!! Eeeeek!
22-03-2017, 01:45 PM
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Re: Please Can Someone Start A Funny Or Interesting Thread?
Originally Posted by Artangel
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It seems to be all doom and gloom on this site lately!Whilst off site yesterday, l looked in and all l saw were threads full of bitterness and venom. Surely, it can't be good for people's health to spout off so much hatred?
Please cheer me up!
Like the Guy at the golf club who had a drain block in his back garden. He took the lid off the drain and ran in to get some tools.
On the way back he tripped, and fell into the hole.
He was stuck there for an hour until his other half came home and saw his two legs sticking up in the garden!
Or the group at the annual dinner dance - all dressed in dinner suits. As it got warmer, many of them removed their jackets as they got up to dance.
On return, one of them got the wallet out of the jacket and bought wine for everyone at the table.
When he got home he rang the real owner of the wallet - who had just cancelled all of his credit cards.
Couldn't really do a thread on all that, could we?
Strange people - us oldies!
22-03-2017, 01:48 PM
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Re: Please Can Someone Start A Funny Or Interesting Thread?
Originally Posted by Tedc
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I had the idea of starting a thread about the daft things which older people do.Like the Guy at the golf club who had a drain block in his back garden. He took the lid off the drain and ran in to get some tools.
On the way back he tripped, and fell into the hole.
He was stuck there for an hour until his other half came home and saw his two legs sticking up in the garden!
Or the group at the annual dinner dance - all dressed in dinner suits. As it got warmer, many of them removed their jackets as they got up to dance.
On return, one of them got the wallet out of the jacket and bought wine for everyone at the table.
When he got home he rang the real owner of the wallet - who had just cancelled all of his credit cards.
Couldn't really do a thread on all that, could we?
Strange people - us oldies!
Though I'm sure there'll be at least one complaint.
22-03-2017, 02:01 PM
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Re: Please Can Someone Start A Funny Or Interesting Thread?
Originally Posted by summer
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I love Peter Kay too Azure, did you see the car share one about dog walking? Gosh I laughed till I cried 
Brilliant and the one where he got a urine sample spilled in his face and on his clothes in the Car Share befroe he got to work/
He really is tonic.
22-03-2017, 03:51 PM
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Re: Please Can Someone Start A Funny Or Interesting Thread?
Originally Posted by Azure
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Artangel If I want a good laugh I watch Peter Kay on YouTube.
The Newspapers make us depressed as well.. They are full of the most depressing articles .
Who cares if celebrities are getting divorced?
He is the double of my Brother in Law Bill in looks/speech/mannerisms and sardonic humor
23-03-2017, 12:14 AM
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Re: Please Can Someone Start A Funny Or Interesting Thread?
A funny thread, eh?Well, I have a big thick book of jokes. Most are very funny, although some of them are slightly smutty.
Still, she doesn't have to read them. Perhaps I could help by inserting a 'smut warning' at the top.
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