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20-10-2014, 04:20 PM
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A mans curse

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.

The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.'

The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.'
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21-10-2014, 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by venus ->
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.

The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.'

The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.'
LOL, I know I am norty, but couldn't help it .
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21-10-2014, 01:42 PM
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Why what have you done Norty LOL
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21-10-2014, 02:19 PM
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For L O L at what some might consider a sexist joke, not me though I love a good old laugh, I do know some forums though where there would be a total uproar.
OMG, think I may have been norty again, keep your trap shut Apricot.
I think I will pipe down now !
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21-10-2014, 02:41 PM
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Should I run and hide behind the sofa
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21-10-2014, 02:48 PM
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Should I run and hide behind the sofa
Stop it , I am laughin" again now, I think I will go for some
retail therapy to calm down
 



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