Re: New Series; confessions of a retired SHOPKEEPER
Re: New Series; confessions of a retired SHOPKEEPER
Those were the days, my friend.Re: New Series; confessions of a retired SHOPKEEPER
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I worked in Retail for a short while, and was very good at it, but, to survive long term, being a people person was a bit of an hinderance so it was Industry. Met some fascinating folks like Andrew (aka The Little Sh1t), his favourite trick to liven up an otherwise dull day was to leave a spoon in a boiling cup of tea for a couple of minutes, then, when a contractor driver came into the office to sign his documentation, placing one hand, face down on the desk to support himself whilst writing with the other, he would turn to talk to me, accidently placing to spoon on the back of the geezers hand. Another favourite of his was, if a geezer bent forward, and, inadvertently exposed a bit of bare back between shirt and belt line, he would walk past, stainless steel Teapot in hand, and, accidently again make a milliseconds contact, just enough to encourage an ARRRRRG, followed up with a "Sorry Mate".Re: New Series; confessions of a retired SHOPKEEPER
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