Corny gags......

Corny gags for Christmas.....

I used to be addicted to the Hokey Cokey but I turned myself around.

I went to see Placebo in concert last night but I wasn't sure they were the real band or not.

Does anyone know how long you have to cook those boil-in-the-bag goldfish you win at funfairs?

Supposedly, my granddad has left me a very valuable antique watch in his will.

I hope it's not a wind up.

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Christmas dinners will change after brexit….....no Brussels
What do the workers at sports direct have for their Christmas lunch....about 5 minutes
How can you tell which christmas tree is from bhs .....it's the one with no branches!!

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What did the crab do when he went to the disco



He pulled a mussel

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I hired an East European cleaner and it took her fifteen hours to Hoover my house.

She was a Slovak

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Somebody sent me some plasticine in the post today - I didn't know what to make of it.

I saw a microbiologist this morning - he was bigger than I imagined