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15-01-2017, 10:05 PM
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I read that when wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% f their body . . . and the men are so polite, they only look at the covered parts.
Hi

A woman in a bikini is like a roast chicken.

The white bits are best.
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15-01-2017, 10:06 PM
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I thought my neighbour was stalking me Art, as he was googling my name on his computer . . . I saw him through my telescope last night.
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15-01-2017, 10:09 PM
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Mups and Swimmy, you are both as mad as a box of frogs!
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15-01-2017, 10:11 PM
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Two cows in a field....one said "moo"
The other replied "I was just about to say the same thing"

2 cows in a field one asks "have you got mad cow's disease"?
The other replies "no. Im a giraffe"
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15-01-2017, 11:23 PM
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Nemo just came in - slinkied round my legs - as cat do - and said 'Bark Bark'. I asked him why - he said he was learning a foriegn language !
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16-01-2017, 12:00 AM
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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub, talking about their sons.
"My son was born on St George’s Day,“ commented the English man. "So we obviously decided to call him George”
“That’s a real coincidence,” remarked the Scot. “My son was born on St Andrew’s Day, so obviously we decided to call him Andrew.”
“That’s incredible, what a coincidence, "said the Irishman.
"Exactly the same thing happened with my son Pancake.”.
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16-01-2017, 12:04 AM
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A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of young seagulls.
One day, his supply of the birds ran out so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them.
Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting young gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.
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16-01-2017, 12:23 AM
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I used to think I was so indecisive, but now I'm not so sure . .

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How we doing Art, you feeling any better yet?
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16-01-2017, 01:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
I used to think I was so indecisive, but now I'm not so sure . .

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How we doing Art, you feeling any better yet?
No Mups, l've just had a relapse!
Is there a doctor in the house? No NHS jokes please....we're British!
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16-01-2017, 08:15 AM
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No Mups, l've just had a relapse!
Is there a doctor in the house? No NHS jokes please....we're British!
Yes, give me a call if you have a Prolapse.
 
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