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I'm a fugutive.....wanted by the FBI.

Jeez......who are these thick as pig muck scammers?

Re: OFFICIAL LETTER FROM FBI NEW YORK, Your fund was received at U.S Custom Authority at (JFK) John F. Kennedy Int'l Airport NYC and necessary fees/charges has been paid by sender except $150 for Customs Clearance Certificate CCC, but a lady Janet Fred., came forward claimed you sent her to claim your $8Million, is it true? did you order her to pay $150 for CCC?. Also be informed that we came to an agreement with the U.S Custom Authority at (JFK) John F. Kennedy Int'l Airport NYC that you will send fee latest tomorrow, unless you want your fund to be hand over to her, while you will FBI Disclaimer paper to sign or else you will be arrested for assigning her without informing us. Just click on reply, to reply back to FBI-Director-James B Comey Jr to his private email [email]phd325h@yeah / 202 852 0878 immediately.
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16-01-2017, 06:02 PM
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Maybe you could share a cell in the vitual prison my son is going in for not paying the parking fine he received while (not) driving in Australia a country to which he has never been
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16-01-2017, 06:03 PM
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Blimey Tpin, that certainly is different to anything I've ever seen or even heard of before.

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16-01-2017, 06:24 PM
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I hope you have informed the police
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16-01-2017, 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Vaniy ->
I hope you have informed the police
The police....why?

They have enough crime to deal with.....real crime....not some half-wit who isn't even in the UK.
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16-01-2017, 06:41 PM
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Because the serious crime department do take it seriously
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16-01-2017, 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Meg ->
Maybe you could share a cell in the vitual prison my son is going in for not paying the parking fine he received while (not) driving in Australia a country to which he has never been
No,no,no, Megs.
The fine is perfectly legitimate.
We charge Poms for thinking that they might one day come here and could then park illegally.
It just saves a lot of time and trouble later.

Actually, I have been appointed as the
National Commissioner for the Collection of Foreign Potential Parking Fines
I will send you my personal Email address via PM so you can attend to this matter immediately on your son's behalf.
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16-01-2017, 07:03 PM
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Re: I'm a fugutive.....wanted by the FBI.

Originally Posted by Pumicestone ->
No,no,no, Megs.
The fine is perfectly legitimate.
We charge Poms for thinking that they might one day come here and could then park illegally.
It just save
s a lot of time and trouble later.

Actually, I have been appointed as the
National Commissioner for the Collection of Foreign Potential Parking Fines
I will send you my personal Email address via PM so you can attend to this matter immediately on your son's behalf.
I wouldn't put anything past you Aussies Pummy
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16-01-2017, 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Pumicestone ->
No,no,no, Megs.
The fine is perfectly legitimate.
We charge Poms for thinking that they might one day come here and could then park illegally.
It just saves a lot of time and trouble later.

Actually, I have been appointed as the
National Commissioner for the Collection of Foreign Potential Parking Fines
I will send you my personal Email address via PM so you can attend to this matter immediately on your son's behalf.
Hi

Strange that Pummy, as I have I have just been appointed Commissioner for Major Unpaid Penalty Services.

AKA MUPS.

We take Mups very seriously here, and anyone who upsets the system is liable to intense scrutiny.

We avidly defend our Mups and anyone from Foreign Climes will be screened if they arrive in the UK.

This is normally carried out by a team of highly trained sniffer dogs, we use Bedlingtons for this, we have 5 of them with a very experienced handler.

Anyone arriving at a UK Airport will be screened by this very effective team and should any of the dogs Alert, the person concerned is subjected to some very intrusive body cavity services.

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16-01-2017, 11:49 PM
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Yes, one can fully understand that, Swim,
Those beyond Old Blighty have long been aware of the Pomeranian penchant for poking around any and all body cavities.
 
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