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13-07-2016, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Muddy ->
Some of these posts made me smile .
Reminds me of the old communist story.

Russian peasant is approached by party official .
Comrade do you agree with equality for all ?
Yes comrade says the peasant .
Just so says the PO isn't it true that if you had two houses you would give one to your poorer comrade ?
Yes comrade .
And if you had two cars would you not give one away ?
Yes comrade
And if you had two cows would you not give one away ?
No comrade I would not.
Why says the puzzled official ?
Because says the peasant ,
I have two cows!
I like that ...
And the party official says to the peasant ..
If you had two arms would you not give one away to replace someone's prosthetic limb?
No comrade I would not.
Why says the puzzled official ?
Because says the porcine peasant
I need one to scratch my head whilst listening to Communist rhetoric and need the other to plug the other ear, whilst listening, to stop my brains falling out.
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13-07-2016, 05:56 PM
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Anyone seen the pics?
Why is TM wearing a yellow pinny back to front over her black dress? Was she baking and forgot to take it off?

(Shallow, I know. We all have our shallow moments )
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13-07-2016, 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted by dinahsmum ->
Anyone seen the pics?
Why is TM wearing a yellow pinny back to front over her black dress? Was she baking and forgot to take it off?

(Shallow, I know. We all have our shallow moments )
Ah yes a yellow overall DM
It has all been such a rush perhaps she was caught mid scone...




....Why does the Queen carry her handbag around in her own house, If I did that I would never get the housework done...
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13-07-2016, 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Goldielocks ->
A little tact and sympathy might be quite nice as well. I have always found Julie's posts to be eloquent and thoughtful. Surely a mod should be neutral?
Probably because Meg is the same as me getting tired of Poor little me posts.
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13-07-2016, 06:10 PM
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Back on topic, what on earth was Theresa May wearing for her chin wag with the Queen?
She looks like half a traffic warden.

Edit: Oops. Sorry, I didn't see that post a couple back!

Just ignore me. I'm getting on a bit now, you know.
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13-07-2016, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted by JBR ->
Back on topic, what on earth was Theresa May wearing for her chin wag with the Queen?
She looks like half a traffic warden.
See DMs post above ..

http://www.over50sforum.com/showthre...826#post947826


I liked TMs speech , leaving Europe is definitely on
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13-07-2016, 06:13 PM
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Hi

Well she is our Prime Minister now, so good luck to her.

We have just had the sky go black and a tremendous downpour, complete with hailstones.

I hope this is not an omen.
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13-07-2016, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by swimfeeders ->
Hi

Well she is our Prime Minister now, so good luck to her.

We have just had the sky go black and a tremendous downpour, complete with hailstones.

I hope this is not an omen.
here too Gibbs perhaps it was for Cameron's departure .
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13-07-2016, 06:16 PM
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Terrific statement of intent from Prime Minister May, she's going to be pretty busy by the sounds of it.
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13-07-2016, 06:23 PM
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....Why does the Queen carry her handbag around in her own house, If I did that I would never get the housework done...
I thought it was common knowledge that she carries a discreet handgun in that handbag, especially when meeting Nasty Party members.

Oops! Sorry, Joe, for jumping on your bandwagon!
 
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