Re: Theresa May
Originally Posted by
Muddy
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Some of these posts made me smile .
Reminds me of the old communist story.
Russian peasant is approached by party official .
Comrade do you agree with equality for all ?
Yes comrade says the peasant .
Just so says the PO isn't it true that if you had two houses you would give one to your poorer comrade ?
Yes comrade .
And if you had two cars would you not give one away ?
Yes comrade
And if you had two cows would you not give one away ?
No comrade I would not.
Why says the puzzled official ?
Because says the peasant ,
I have two cows!
I like that ...
And the party official says to the peasant ..
If you had two arms would you not give one away to replace someone's prosthetic limb?
No comrade I would not.
Why says the puzzled official ?
Because says the porcine peasant
I need one to scratch my head whilst listening to Communist rhetoric and need the other to plug the other ear, whilst listening, to stop my brains falling out.