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OMG, some of these posts really made me laugh today.
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A man loses both his ears in a freak accident, the surgeon tells him he can replace them with two new fully transplanted ears, and they have a donor ready .
A few days later the bandages are removed and amazingly he can hear everything crystal clear.
But as the day goes on he realises something's not right .
He says to the doc "I can hear, but just don't seem to understand anything now"
The doc says "I'm sorry sir that's because those ears once belonged to a woman "
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Originally Posted by judd ->
a man loses both his ears in a freak accident, the surgeon tells him he can replace them with two new fully transplanted ears, and they have a donor ready .
A few days later the bandages are removed and amazingly he can hear everything crystal clear.
But as the day goes on he realises something's not right .
He says to the doc "i can hear, but just don't seem to understand anything now"
the doc says "i'm sorry sir that's because those ears once belonged to a woman "
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It pays to listen


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It pays to listen


That could be me!
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