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The Australian bobsleigh team have asked the Aussie cricket team for a meeting.

They want to ask their advice about going downhill so fast!


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Iis it true that Devon peoples brains shut down for winter.
(Devon only exists through the summer so we can have a holiday - it's shut in winter)
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What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!
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My mate asked "I didn't have sex with my wife before marriage;did you"?

I replied "I dunno...what's her name?"
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Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
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Originally Posted by Pug ->
My mate asked "I didn't have sex with my wife before marriage;did you"?

I replied "I dunno...what's her name?"
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Originally Posted by gumbud ->
Iis it true that Devon peoples brains shut down for winter.
(Devon only exists through the summer so we can have a holiday - it's shut in winter)

He took the bait....
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He took the bait....
keep em comin laddie and whilst ya at it give us a burst on ya banjo!! - or is it a ukulele??
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My mother in law came round my house and looked at the wall.

"Urgh! What is that disgusting thing? Modern art?" she cried

I said "No, it's a mirror."
 
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