01-07-2018, 07:34 PM
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Re: Jokes for blokes
Originally Posted by Judd
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Proof that woman do things just to start an argument.My missus rang me at work today and said "I've not had time to start tea, do you fancy going out for some?".
"Yeah that sounds good" I replied.
When I got home from the restaurant there she was sat at the kitchen table with a face like thunder.
02-07-2018, 09:45 PM
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Re: Jokes for blokes
Originally Posted by Judd
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A woman has sued a hospital, stating that after a recent operation, her husband had lost interest in sex. The surgeon replied "all we did was restore his eyesight"
04-07-2018, 12:44 PM
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Re: Jokes for blokes
Originally Posted by Judd
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A woman has sued a hospital, stating that after a recent operation, her husband had lost interest in sex. The surgeon replied "all we did was restore his eyesight"
Originally Posted by JBR
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Having just benefited from a cataract operation, I don't think I'll tell that one to Marge.
04-07-2018, 02:50 PM
847
Re: Jokes for blokes
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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I bought a porn DVD today and all I could see was a dark image of some fat guy sitting there holding his cock. Then I realised the TV wasn't on.
Consider that nicked.
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