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18-11-2017, 01:55 PM
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Shame ... I was anticipating another Gospel would be tacked onto the bible.
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18-11-2017, 02:20 PM
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Shame ... I was anticipating another Gospel would be tacked onto the bible.
There is no bible amongst the Tribe of Gregg, there is only, The Menu...
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18-11-2017, 04:24 PM
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‘All hail the great sausage roll, peace and blessings on his stuffing’ and it came to pass that the GSR said unto the tribe of Gregg’go forth unto the lands of the unbelievers and multiply, show them the greatness of the three cheese toastie, but question them not if they wish to eat out of the temple, for the tastiness is great”
And so it began......in the beginning there was a darkness in the firmament and the GSR said ...”let the be light” and there was light and you could see for bloody miles...
And the people of Greggs were right chuffed.......and they went forth...and I am really bored with this now...
Ooh what a great story teller you are!

I was ready to believe
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18-11-2017, 04:36 PM
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Ooh what a great story teller you are!

I was ready to believe
yeh verily, and Rehab, high priest of Gregg did come upon a comely maiden called Rhian, who doubted the wisdom of his words and the tastiness of the 3 cheese toastie and Rehab being a bit of a stud took the maiden to his bosom and laid with her.... and there were cries of joy and other sundry noises...
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18-11-2017, 06:13 PM
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Shame ... I was anticipating another Gospel would be tacked onto the bible.
There was - the Gospel according to St. Gregg and according to Dan Brown was expunged from the bible by the Vatican.
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18-11-2017, 06:15 PM
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Away in an oven
No crust for his bed
The little Gregg's sausage
Lay down its sweet head

The pies on the top shelf
Looked down where it lay
That lonely poor sausage
Asleep on the tray.

(Taken from Twitter)
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18-11-2017, 06:32 PM
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Re: jesus as a sausage roll

Originally Posted by Judd ->
Away in an oven
No crust for his bed
The little Gregg's sausage
Lay down its sweet head

The pies on the top shelf
Looked down where it lay
That lonely poor sausage
Asleep on the tray.

(Taken from Twitter)
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18-11-2017, 06:45 PM
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Re: jesus as a sausage roll

Originally Posted by Judd ->
Away in an oven
No crust for his bed
The little Gregg's sausage
Lay down its sweet head

The pies on the top shelf
Looked down where it lay
That lonely poor sausage
Asleep on the tray.

(Taken from Twitter)
Consider yourself promoted to chief of the celestial choir...
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18-11-2017, 06:52 PM
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Re: jesus as a sausage roll

Originally Posted by Judd ->
Away in an oven
No crust for his bed
The little Gregg's sausage
Lay down its sweet head

The pies on the top shelf
Looked down where it lay
That lonely poor sausage
Asleep on the tray.

(Taken from Twitter)
Hahahaha! Priceless
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18-11-2017, 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Rehab44 ->
yeh verily, and Rehab, high priest of Gregg did come upon a comely maiden called Rhian, who doubted the wisdom of his words and the tastiness of the 3 cheese toastie and Rehab being a bit of a stud took the maiden to his bosom and laid with her.... and there were cries of joy and other sundry noises...
Oo err! this is tastier than a Mills and Boon
 
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