Re: Pickled Eggs.
Dear Ms Rhian,
May I direct your query to Mr Pervs R Us Tpin, who I am sure will be able to assist you, you little minx!
Further to Q1, tiny would be an exaggeration
Q2 ...smoother than a baby's bum,
I hope the above fulfills your quest for knowledge.
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