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My cat is giving me daggers
If I watch her she looks like she swaggers
She turns round and stares
And actually glares
Her manner is worse than Mick Jagger's
There's a blinking great hole in my knickers
Is it actually worse than the Vickers?
How do you know that ?
keep it under your hat
Any bigger and I'll have to get zippers !