Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

To Air is Human, if you ain't got a Tumble Dryer.

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[QUOTE=gumbud;1270878]well you can have boy george back anytime he is messing about on oz tv.




We certainly don't want him back here Gummy, you are welcome to keep and cherish him forever in sunny Australia where all the has been old crocks of the entertainment world go to make a few shiiings in their later years, look what happened to poor old Tony Hancock, he was so depressed in the place that he topped himself in a lonely room in Sydney, rest his soul.

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there are the boys and there are the men in OZ - if ya can't handle it get back home to mummy land where old queenie will look after you!

australia is a land where men are men and the sheep had better beware!

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It seems there is a campaign afoot, to get this haven De-niched.

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ROBERT GOES SHOPPING
These out of town shopping malls are just too big but life compensates and in places like Marks & Spencer reside the most wonderful food halls. I am avoiding Waitrose after a run in with the portly assistant on the delicatessen. I merely asked for thick slices of ham and she mistakenly thought I had a lisp & cut me off six thin slices of ham. I am a reasonable soul, but good ham is expensive. I handed them back to her and repeated thick slices of ham, three of . Bless her, she couldn’t get it. I took whatever she handed me.
SIX THICK slices of ham. £9.50. (it was very nice)
I digress, the strangest thing happened to me on a recent visit to M & S super food hall on junction 7 of the M27. I went in looking for their “Dine for 2 for £10” offer now showing on tv. I had a devil of a job to find it and in my confusion walked backwards into an elderly man shopping with his elderly wife. As we untangled ourselves I noted that his basket was empty.
Then I looked at my basket, somehow his lingerie was hanging onto my basket I hobbled after them as fast as I could but they were too fast for me. I grabbed an assistant and said“Quick, follow that man, I have his lingerie”

Then I went & had a coffee, black

Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

Gumbud is flirting with the dear ladies in the poetry room. No good will come of it. If he manages to play pied piper of Humbling successfully we will all have to clean up our act.

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I never wish for the downfall of a geezer, but a reappraisal seems to be in order.

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Yes he’s flirting around like the rambling minstrel of yore, serenading the fair maidens with songs and poetry, you are right RJ, no good will come of it, especially if Mrs Gumbud catches him at it, I can foresee skin and hair flying.

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Never been one to "Nip" in and out, but, the gang is all consuming.

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This may seem irrelevant in this time of navel gazing, but "foreskin flying" Jem? bit graphic ennit?