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Re: Last to post wins

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There is enough going on today.
I need some boxing gloves.
I think you might need to borrow a horseshoe to put inside.
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Re: Last to post wins

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You men don't know what hard work is.......but if you did a bit more, instead of spending hours on LTP, you may find out & become as efficient as the ladies on here!
Patrolling the LTP thread is just another job we are forced to do. No one wants to do it but imagine the mess if you ladies got your furry slippers under the table. Did you see the amount of Toot that came out of Pauline's handbag for instance?

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13-04-2019, 03:22 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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Patrolling the LTP thread is just another job we are forced to do. No one wants to do it but imagine the mess if you ladies got your furry slippers under the table. Did you see the amount of Toot that came out of Pauline's handbag for instance?

Nurse, call the doctor, Dongle has lost it again I haven't even seen Pauline's handbag, let alone what came out of it!
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13-04-2019, 03:24 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Twink55 ->
Nurse, call the doctor, Dongle has lost it again I haven't even seen Pauline's handbag, let alone what came out of it!
Well there you go see, you don't have to patrol all the threads like us men do you. Never ending it is...


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13-04-2019, 03:33 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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Well there you go see, you don't have to patrol all the threads like us men do you. Never ending it is...


Don't overwork yourself Dongle, The ladies have total control over this thread!
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13-04-2019, 03:57 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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Don't overwork yourself Dongle, The ladies have total control over this thread!
True Twink. I have eyes in the back of my head.
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Re: Last to post wins

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True Twink. I have eyes in the back of my head.
Well wear 2 pairs of sunglasses then, the sparkle from his glittery leggings could blind you!
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13-04-2019, 04:28 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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What in his own? Judd is supposed to be retired but still seems to work most days.......and I always thought that British men were fast workers!



Ah, but you know why he works most days, don't you Twink?

It's still the same job!

He was asked to change a bloomin' plug, that's all, but he is sooooo slow in his dotage, that he is still trying to remember where he left his screwdriver.
I remember him starting about this time last year.

They've sacked him three times, but took pity on him when he cried, so bought him a new screwdriver and let him try again.



OMG, I nearly fell off me chair laughing here.


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13-04-2019, 04:32 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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Nurse, call the doctor, Dongle has lost it again I haven't even seen Pauline's handbag, let alone what came out of it!


No, neither have I - but you know why, don't you?
It's because Dongle nicked it because it matched his new tights.


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13-04-2019, 06:14 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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Don't overwork yourself Dongle, The ladies have total control over this thread!
Control??
 



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