10-02-2018, 03:50 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Best of luck with the cruise Sweetie, don't drink too much and fall overboard. I'm a landlubber, I like to keep me feet firmly on the ground.
Black Velvet is never drank here Gummy, at least I’ve never seen it ordered and I’ve been in a heck of a lot of pubs in me day, I believe it’s a nauseating concoction of champagne and stout, created by a London barman in 1861 to mourn the death of Queen Vic’s beloved Albert, the only thing nice about the drink is it’s attractive name.
On the other hand, Joe Sheridan, a barman at Shannon Airport created Irish coffee in 1942, it went on to a World famous drink, and it tastes good too.
The quicker one drinks the sooner one gets drunk, all the good spirit drinkers I know could go all day just sipping spirits, none of your John Wayne straight down the hatch stuff for good spirit drinkers, it’s an art in itself.
I don’t touch spirits now, but I always sip my port and take my time when drinking pints.
Of course when I was in me prime I alway kept up with the lads round for round, drink never made me rowdy or cranky, just wanted to talk, laugh and maybe sing a song or two, as they say if it don’t agree with you best to give it a miss.
I’ve no time for folks who become nasty or violent with drink.
Both my children are Saturday night only drinkers except when the lad comes over to me we both have a few pints in the local, his missus does the driving him home as he’s like me, never drove in his life.
We prefer to leave the driving to the ladies in the family, and why not, sure they love it, and may I add they are far better at it than any man, and that ain’t ass lickin’.