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What's brown and hides in the attic?

The diarrhoea of Anne Frank.

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Did you hear about the teenager who had very bad acne?

His dog called him Spot.

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A little girl walks in on her naked father. Intrigued, she points to his balls and asks, "Daddy, what are those?"

"These," replies her father, "are the apples of life."

Puzzled by this explanation, the little girl wanders off to find her mum and tells her what her Daddy said.

"Well dear," says her mother, "they might be apples, but did he tell you about the dead branch they're hanging off?"

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I've been married to my wife ten years today. Having sex with just one person in ten years is pure dedication. I don't know how she does it.

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My wife went missing four months ago and today the police called and told me to expect the worst.

Now I have to go to the charity shop and buy back all of her clothes.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I've got one ball bigger than the other."

"Well, place them on the table and I'll have a look," says the doctor.

Using two hands and struggling, the man heaves a huge bollock on to the table top.

The doctor examines it and says, "It's actually not unusual to have one testicle larger than the other."

"Ah, OK," says the man. "I'm going to need a hand with the other one."

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One evening at a dinner party Winston Churchill angered a matronly woman.

The woman said, "Mr. Churchill if you were my husband I'd put poison in your coffee."

Winston Churchill quipped, "Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it"

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Remember this a Joke- A young man from Arkansas was screwing his sister and she said " god damn you screw like dad "he replied " hey that's what mom says"

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It has been revealed that Bruce Forsythe died of a seizure. Nice to seizure, to seizure nice.

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A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen, but he didn't report it.

The thief was spending less than his wife.