Magicians.

How good are magicians? I only ask because most can pull rabbits out of hats.
I can do better by pulling hairs out of my nose

I was going to say somewhere else but kept it clean

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I'd pay good money to have you entertain at my party!

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no problems if the party was for just you and me being there.


Last fancy dress party I went to I had a shock. The front door was opened to us and there on the stairs was this beautiful blonde stark naked . As she stood there she kept slapping herself.
I said to her "you know this party is fancy dress. What have you come as"

She smiled sweetly at me and replied "I have come as a self tapping screw"

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Daft A'porth!

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A crab went to a party but all he pulled was a mussel.

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A whale watch a submarine fire a torpedo. The whale thought the submarine had just given birth

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Why did the crab refuse to share his toys?

Because he was shellfish