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06-12-2017, 11:04 PM
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Re: Gumbud Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

He says, "His name is William"
But I'm sure he's Bill or Billy or Mac or Buddy
And he's plain ugly to me
And I wonder if he's ever had a day of fun in his whole life
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07-12-2017, 12:21 AM
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time for music dancing and frivolity!

Xmas Madness

There seems to be a madness
Swirling through the air
Some call it Xmas spirit
No one seems to care

Everyone is dashing
All about the place
I don’t know what the rush is for
It’s only for one day

Now have you filled the larder
And all four fridges too
And what about the freezers
The turkey must not turn blue

I can even feel it swirling here
And see that RJ has disappeared
I sensible move I dare would say
A quiet Xmas by the bay?

It’s building up it’s building up
The pressure’s gonna burst me crust
Why is everybody shouting?
Merry xmas Merry xmas – there I’ve outed

Well just for one day come false smiles
‘what a lovely jumper’ snides
I really wanted bottled whiskey
Not some tights like dancer Nitschke

Well managed to avoid minced pies
And apple crumble crawls with flies
Why does cold turkey taste so vile?
And everyone’s got weak smiles

Well now it’s all a slide downhill
Till easter comes oh what a thrill
More good news from Jerusalem
the holy city has become!
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07-12-2017, 12:53 AM
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excellent
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07-12-2017, 11:18 AM
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I have just set fire to my friend's decking.
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07-12-2017, 11:48 AM
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ya got the dates mixed up fruitcake -that was November 5th!!

for god sake don't burn the cross or the snowmobile!!
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07-12-2017, 12:00 PM
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He’s set fire to the decking
The hounds have all been let out
The Baskervilles are howling
They want blood tonight for sure

I warned you there was madness
About this time of year
Never mind old father xmas
He doesn’t have a clause!

He’s dropping down the chimneys
That have embers all aglow
I hope he’s got his lederhosens
To stop him scorchin low

And if he kicks the sparks about
Another house will burn right out
This bloody xmas’s dangerous
Of that there is no doubt!
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07-12-2017, 12:55 PM
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Both pomes are excellent Gummy! They captures the spirit of Solstice just like days of yore ...

and mine.
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07-12-2017, 01:37 PM
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Both pomes are excellent Gummy! They captures the spirit of Solstice just like days of yore ...

and mine.
POMES ?
You are so avant garde Fruity
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07-12-2017, 02:07 PM
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RUDE POMES


Jack & Jill went up the hill
They said it was for water
Jill got more than she bargained for
Nine months later she had a daughter.


Ride a cock horse to Banbury cross
To see a fine lady upon a white horse
With rings on her fingers and bells on her toes
She has plenty of offers wherever she goes


Hey diddle diddle, MPs on the fiddle
The cow jumped over the moon
The little trough hogs thought it such fun
Cos their malpractices have again begun

Kind of nice, kind of nice
See media spun, see media spun
Did you ever see such a thing in your life
Celebs caught in bed ,and not with their wife
Who cut off their todger with carving knife
Not so nice not so nice

Twinkle twinkle, can’t go far
How I wonder if loo’s too far
Holding water , my oh my
Will I make the loo in time
(c) RJ
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07-12-2017, 03:18 PM
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Re: Gumbud Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

This thread is hilarious at times.
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