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As any man knows;Duct tape is sliver,because silence is golden.....


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What do we want?

Formula One noises!

When do we want 'em?


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David Beckham gets into a taxi... "Heathrow Airport please driver" he says. After few minutes he spots the driver giving him a few looks in the rear view mirror. Driver says "come on mate, give us a clue...
"Beckham replies "Had a great career at Man Utd, Real Madrid, played in Italy and America, and won over 100 caps for England....
"Driver says "No you thick sod, what terminal?"..
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
David Beckham gets into a taxi... "Heathrow Airport please driver" he says. After few minutes he spots the driver giving him a few looks in the rear view mirror. Driver says "come on mate, give us a clue...
"Beckham replies "Had a great career at Man Utd, Real Madrid, played in Italy and America, and won over 100 caps for England....
"Driver says "No you thick sod, what terminal?"..


Typical football 'star'. They don't impress me, anyway!
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