Re: Jokes for blokes
A man visits his doctor suffering from premature ejaculation, the doctor suggests he tries to startle himself as he feels his, condition, about to arise, so on the way home he buys a starting pistol, the next day he's back at the doctors, " how did it go," asks the doctor, the man replies," not good, I bought a starting pistol to startle myself as you suggested, my wife and I found ourselves in the 69 position, after a few minutes I found my little problem about to surface so I fired the pistol, my wife shat on my face and bit 3 inches off my penis and the next door neighbour came out of the wardrobe with his hands in the air..Re: Jokes for blokes
The police asked me to identify what they thought was my wife's body. They pulled the sheet back to show her face. "I can't be certain". I told them. The sheet went back a bit further to reveal her breasts. "sorry I'm still not sure". They took the sheet completely off and I had a good look. "That's definitely not her, officer. My wife's at home!"Re: Jokes for blokes
One misty Scottish morning a man was driving down from Wick to Inverness. Suddenly, out of the mist, a huge red-haired man stepped into the middle of the road. The man was about six foot three and built like a brick shithouse. He had a huge red beard and despite the wind, mist and near freezing temperatures, was only wearing his kilt and a tweed shirt.Re: Jokes for blokes
The Glasgow Royal Infirmary is fully supporting a new bill on embryo research.
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