Being a true Brexiter appears to be like being a vegan. A true vegan will not allow their food to be served on dishes that have been within a mile of meat. They will watch where they step for insects and will spend sleepless nights worrying about the bacteria they killed washing their hands. Some wear masks so they don't accidentally kills flies by breathing them in.


In the same way a true hard Brexiter cannot bear for us to be contaminated by anything vaguely EU.

Unfortunately the rest of us are either meat eaters (pro EU), meat reducers (remain in all but name & stay in single market with free movement), pescatarians (stay in customs union), Veggies (soft brexit, long transition)

Unfortunately Vegans don't realise they are harming the planet & wildlife just as much with their demands for quinoa and almond milk. Plus they are iron deficient and need a bit of feeding up with some tasty soft brexit.