Re: Do you consider yourself intelligent.

Hi

I am very intelligent.

I can do Differential Calculus in my head, I have a phenomenal IQ.

I was a very successful Expert Witness.

All of which goes straight out the window when tall slim blondes are involved.

In that respect I am a total gibbering idiot.

The next lady in my life will be a nice one.

Looks are not important.

I am even prepared to go for a hefty size 10 Brunette.

Re: Do you consider yourself intelligent.

Ahhh but will she go for you?

Re: Do you consider yourself intelligent.

Hi

I very much doubt it Twink.

I live in hope.

I am butt ugly, no George Clooney, but I do look after my ladies.

When I move I will also be Gold Digger free.

The house will be in trust for Guy.

Re: Do you consider yourself intelligent.

I'm intelligent enough to have foibles.

...I make them myself,by rolling-up cotton wool.

Re: Do you consider yourself intelligent.

We all have our weaknesses.

Re: Do you consider yourself intelligent.

Maybe so,Sweetie Pins...but how many of us here can proudly [but humbly,natch] inform their fellow contributors that as a consequence of having great intellectual capability,coupled with superb sartorial elegance AND a musical ability beyond that of mere mortals....that one is an acknowledged and esteemed member of.....

[wait for it...it'll be worth it,honest]

...

The Saville Row 'Whistle And Flute' Ensemble!



SEE?

TOLJA it'd be worth the buildup of expectant tension!

Re: Do you consider yourself intelligent.

Saville Row eh????
Good taste. We all know you are clever - Well I do
Hold on, Sweetie Pins????

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Well,just seeing those perfectly formed pins sashay along,as you bestow your radiance upon such unworthy plebian scrotes as I,brings one's puny cerebral ability into a uniformity of thought.
That all-consuming and overwhelming thought being "Phwhoooar"!