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26-07-2017, 02:39 PM
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Re: Does Your 'Equipment' Work?

Mine certainly wouldn't work for the lady in question.

What a turn off.
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26-07-2017, 02:40 PM
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Re: Does Your 'Equipment' Work?

Originally Posted by OldGreyFox ->
'Rent a Nob' at your service May...
Now that is what I call a Special Offer.
Go for it May.
Go for it!
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26-07-2017, 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted by OldGreyFox ->
'Rent a Nob' at your service May...
I think by the time You ran 200 + miles to get to Me Foxy,You and Yer nob would be totally knackered
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26-07-2017, 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by May ->
I think by the time You ran 200 + miles to get to Me Foxy,You and Yer nob would be totally knackered
Yes I think you are right May......My mind is writing cheques that my body can't cash.....

I could give it try though....
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26-07-2017, 03:27 PM
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Re: Does Your 'Equipment' Work?

Originally Posted by May ->
I think by the time You ran 200 + miles to get to Me Foxy,You and Yer nob would be totally knackered
That's all very well and good May.
But it has to be asked.
Has he got the Balls to do it?!
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27-07-2017, 07:50 AM
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Re: Does Your 'Equipment' Work?

My ex-wife and I were both faulty (intriguing use of the word!)

We couldn't have intercourse for the last 4/5 years but still had all sorts of ways to enjoy each other in bed (and I don't mean tea and listening to The Archers!).
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27-07-2017, 07:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Azure ->
Perhaps older folk should pass an M.O.T to prove their equipment was in good working order and have a certificate to prove it.

What if you d not pass the test !!

Better get new Gear Box

I'd be interested to see the testing procedure!
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27-07-2017, 11:44 AM
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Re: Does Your 'Equipment' Work?

Originally Posted by venator ->
My ex-wife and I were both faulty (intriguing use of the word!)

We couldn't have intercourse for the last 4/5 years but still had all sorts of ways to enjoy each other in bed (and I don't mean tea and listening to The Archers!).
Ha Ha Ha pure gold Venator.....
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27-07-2017, 11:54 AM
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Re: Does Your 'Equipment' Work?

Originally Posted by venator ->
My ex-wife and I were both faulty (intriguing use of the word!)

We couldn't have intercourse for the last 4/5 years but still had all sorts of ways to enjoy each other in bed (and I don't mean tea and listening to The Archers!).
Me no understand venator.
Please explain yourself.
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27-07-2017, 12:00 PM
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Re: Does Your 'Equipment' Work?

Originally Posted by InfamyInfamy ->
Me no understand venator.
Please explain yourself.
Do you want me to come round and show you...

Some people.....
 
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