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02-09-2019, 03:37 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

The lady felt sad and abused
And was heard to cry " I feel i've been used!"
"I shall put in a claim"
Get five minutes of fame
Although the accused will not be amused.

To the wedding should I wear a hat?
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02-09-2019, 03:57 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

We already finished that one Tango.

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The lady felt sad and abused
And was heard to cry " I feel i've been used!"
"I shall put in a claim"
Get five minutes of fame
Then watch the media reviews



When finally the hooplah died down
Bert again saw the lady in town
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02-09-2019, 04:49 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

oops, sorry

When finally the hooplah died down
Bert again saw the lady in town
But he gave her a body swerve
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02-09-2019, 05:02 PM
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When finally the hooplah died down
Bert again saw the lady in town
But he gave her a body swerve
Under his breath it could be heard
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03-09-2019, 09:16 AM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

When finally the hooplah died down
Bert again saw the lady in town
But he gave her a body swerve
Under his breath it could be heard
That he thought her a bit of a clown


An angler was fishing for for trout
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03-09-2019, 10:48 AM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

An angler was fishing for for trout
When he suddenly heard a loud shout
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

An angler was fishing for trout
When he suddenly heard a loud shout
A gamekeeper said
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An angler was fishing for trout
When he suddenly heard a loud shout
Someone fell with a splash
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

An angler was fishing for trout
When he suddenly heard a loud shout
A gamekeeper said
Stop that, or you're dead.
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03-09-2019, 01:40 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

An angler was fishing for trout
When he suddenly heard a loud shout
A gamekeeper said
Stop that, or you're dead.
cried the angler “what’s that all about”


The gamekeeper said “ now look ere”
 
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