17-03-2021, 11:15 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
We all used to singalonga Max in our house, well my Mam and Dad made us sing alonga.
Here’s an attempt at a new type of poetry, (well new to me) there’s probably a name for it already but I’d call it “over rhyme”
“Peter the reader of the meter was sent out to greet her
But Martha was smarter, she knew he would beat her
She got Terry from Kerry to hide her on the Ferry
Then Taylor the Sailor introduced her to Jerry
Who passed her on to Tony Maloney who’s pony was skinny and boney.
At least she wasn’t lonely and Tony was no phoney
She tried to call Momma but got no tone on the phone
So it wasn’t answered by the old crone, who had a heart of stone.
She wept, slept, awoke, took a sup, and finally gave up”
A few years back some member was on about ‘Bullying poetry’, that’s another new one to me, very interesting, I wonder could you bully someone through poetry?
Perhaps they could introduce it in schools, the bully might think twice if he had to use his brain to think up a rhyme before he insults a fellow student.
A lot of motorists seem to become bullies when they get behind the wheel, of course my observations are from a passengers point of view only as I don’t drive, God only knows there are enough fools on the roads without one more.
“Get out of my way you slimy scum
Your blocking the road and spoiling my fun
My car is bigger than yours you know
And your heap of crap is far too slow”
How about a bullying MP speaking in his ‘Clinic’ to a female constituent who is married with six kids, and seeking a council house.
“Mrs Smith it is plain to see
You have six kids but that’s not down to me
Tell your husband to get shelf stacking, the shelves are bare
Then work yourself and put your kids into care…Next!”
God we do live in a heartless World, and it’s not getting any better.
This is Moe T. Whorist, a womaniser and bad tempered driver, snapped here while waiting patiently for the lights to change.
Don’t mind me as I’m half jarred for the day that’s in it.
Hasn’t Trump got a son in law called Jared, I wonder if he fathered a son would the son be a little Jared most of the time?, jaysus what a name to burden a man with, it’s enough to make you want to take the pledge.