31-03-2018, 07:06 PM
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Re: Jokes for blokes
Originally Posted by doctor
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Two Nuns are riding their bicycles down the back streets of Rome .One leans over to the other and says, "I've never come this way before."
The other Nun whispers, "It's the cobblestones."
31-03-2018, 07:08 PM
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Re: Jokes for blokes
Originally Posted by Last Tango
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I absolutely know that I'm going to regret admitting this, but I don't get this one .....What's the most sensitive part of your body when you are having a w*nk?
Your ears!
Now, having said that, please don't ask me how I know.
31-03-2018, 07:20 PM
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Re: Jokes for blokes
Originally Posted by doctor
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Two Nuns are riding their bicycles down the back streets of Rome .One leans over to the other and says, "I've never come this way before."
The other Nun whispers, "It's the cobblestones."
31-03-2018, 07:31 PM
677
Re: Jokes for blokes
Originally Posted by JBR
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It refers to a young lad surreptitiously having a w*nk, possibly in his bedroom, in the knowledge that his mum might come in at any moment.Now, having said that, please don't ask me how I know.
31-03-2018, 08:09 PM
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Re: Jokes for blokes
One for the girls......Are you lonesome tonight
is your bra strap too tight
are your corsets just drifting apart
have you got a big chest
making holes in your vest
does your spare tyre
reach out into the night
are your stockings all laddered
are you wearing them thin
do you hold up your knickers
with a big safety pin
are your false teeth all worn
do they drop when you yawn
well its no wonder your lonesome tonight
02-04-2018, 12:16 PM
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Re: Jokes for blokes
A girl visits her doctor and tells him she has a terrible discharge."Okay, take your knickers off spread your legs and lets check it out" he says.
She drops her knickers opens her legs and he has a good feel around.
He says "how does that feel?"
She says "Wonderful, but the discharge is from my ear".
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