27-09-2010, 06:55 PM
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Pat and Mick
Pat and Mick are working at the local sawmill.One day, Mick slips and his arm gets caught and severed by
the big bench saw.
Paddy quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it
and Mick to the local hospital.
Next day, Paddy goes to the hospital and asks after Mick.
The nurse says, 'Oh he's out in Rehab exercising'.
Paddy couldn't believe it, but here's Mick out the
back exercising his now re-attached arm.
The very next day he's back at work in the saw mill.
A couple of days go by, and then Mick slips and severs his
leg on another bloody big saw thingamabob.
So Paddy puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and
Mick off to hospital.
Next day he calls in to see him and asks the nurse how he
is.
The nurse replies, 'He's out in the Rehab again
exercising'.
And sure enough, here's Mick out there doing some
serious work on the treadmill.
And very soon Mick comes back to work.
But, as usual, within a couple of days he has another
accident and severs his head.
Wearily Paddy puts the head in a plastic bag and
transports it and Mick to hospital.
Next day he goes in and asks the nurse how Mick is.
The nurse breaks down and cries and says, 'He's
dead.'
Paddy is shocked, but not surprised. 'I suppose the
saw finally did him in.'
'No', says the nurse, 'Some dopey *** put
his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated'.
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