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He's frozen .. he's panicked and ...and lost his head.



Come here lad, I'll let you snuggle in my furry parka.

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OMG

Not the furry parka?!!!!'n

That it girls, we win, the furry parka will sort out the men from the winners once and for all

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I reckon the nuisances are all up the pub playing skittles, and have got snowed in tonight - if we are lucky that is.

It's certainly nice and peaceful here for a change.

I might even have an early night for a change.

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Don't turn your back Mups ... Judd's logged on and I can hear his running footsteps headed this way.

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Oh No.
'Ere we go again.
Quick Mort, you bolt the back gate and I'll get the trip wires set.

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Hi

I am still around, preparing for the night shift.

I have even got my gas mask ready in case the ladies play up.

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Mups! Leave the mantraps .. there's no time!

Quick! Turn off the light .. shine a torch on the mirror .. that'll stop them wanting to come in.

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I laugh in the face of the furry parka and fart in its general direction. After overcoming the attacks by various pillows a parka is naught by comparison.

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Bah .. shovelling beans into my mouth and turning a 180 degree turn as we speak!

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Now where did I put that cork gun?