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30-05-2018, 08:12 PM
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Re: Security Light.

I still have my shotgun...I could club the buggers to death and claim they ran into it..a few times
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30-05-2018, 08:15 PM
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Re: Security Light.

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I am waiting for some jobsworth to come and lecture me on the error of my ways

Rehab, when I had some of those rigid plasticy spiky bits put along the top of my new gate, the men put a discreet notice on the gate warning about the device, they said you have to warn if there is something potentially harmful there!
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30-05-2018, 08:17 PM
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Thanks for that Mups, it’s a bloody legal minefield, you can’t protect your own home and make reasonable steps to safeguard it
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30-05-2018, 08:22 PM
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Re: Security Light.

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Thanks for that Mups, it’s a bloody legal minefield, you can’t protect your own home and make reasonable steps to safeguard it


Just been and had a look at my notice for you.
It is only little, about 4" x 3" and it says:


Warning
These premises are protected by an anti intruder device.
Personal injury may result from unauthorised access.
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30-05-2018, 08:24 PM
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Re: Security Light.

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Thanks for that Mups, it’s a bloody legal minefield, you can’t protect your own home and make reasonable steps to safeguard it
Too true.

Recently, as we all know, a man killed a burglar in self defence and was found completely innocent.

Some years ago another man shot burglars on his land and was found guilty and imprisoned.

The law is not only an ass, but it's an ass that can't make its mind up which way to turn.
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30-05-2018, 08:27 PM
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Re: Security Light.

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Just been and had a look at my notice for you.
It is only little, about 4" x 3" and it says:


Warning
These premises are protected by an anti intruder device.
Personal injury may result from unauthorised access.
The Yanks have a better idea:

Warning
These premises are protected by an anti intruder device.
Death may result from unauthorised access.


I don't like to say which of the two I'd prefer!
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30-05-2018, 08:27 PM
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Re: Security Light.

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Just been and had a look at my notice for you.
It is only little, about 4" x 3" and it says:


Warning
These premises are protected by an anti intruder device.
Personal injury fractured limbs, maiming and a painful long drawn out death may result from unauthorised access.
Like it, added a bit ..
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30-05-2018, 08:30 PM
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Like it, added a bit ..


Daft bugger.
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30-05-2018, 10:16 PM
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Re: Security Light.

While visiting Florida a few years ago I purchased a warning sign that I found perfect for my back gate.....it read:-

This House

Protected by shotgun three nights a week

You guess which three.....
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30-05-2018, 10:35 PM
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And here's a nice one for you Rehab:
Your dog would like this:



 
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