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26-12-2013, 12:44 AM
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He's busy caring and sharing
This love to him is new
And will need to be looked after
For good un's are far and few.
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26-12-2013, 06:12 PM
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Spur of the moment Xmas poem ...

Up to my neck in booze and junk food
Drunk, laughing loud and talking crude
Well, after all, tis Xmas ain't it
And I've just been told off for acting like a bit of a tit
Ah, but I'm having the last laugh cos I don't give a shit

... I was told off for eating a box of chocs all by myself .
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26-12-2013, 11:53 PM
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Ah, acting like a bit of at Tit
Because you had a tipple
Is this because you got Abreast
Or are you just a Nipple.
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28-12-2013, 12:05 AM
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Chocolate!

Why does chocolate taste so damn good - just rude?
I can eat bar after bar and box after box, depending on my mood
I luvs it without a care in the world and shrug at any sort of restraint
It goes down so well with a cold glass of something strong - I sure ain't a saint
My only cause for concern is when I attempt to dress once again in a skin tight jean
Out of my pjs I have to force myself - hell I once was so lean
Oh f*** it a diet I can go on soon as I want if not tomorrow
Just one more bar or box will not add too much sorrow

F*** Xmas .
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29-12-2013, 12:26 PM
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Dilemma for Sunday

Too much Vodka, too many chocs, whatever will become of us ?
Today we need to buy some stuff but that may involve catching a bus
Is it worth it ? I ask myself ... do we deserve to be rude in health
Or slob around in nightwear grand and eat the trash which I put in the can ?
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29-12-2013, 12:32 PM
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Chocolate's hard to put in verse
No other word will rhyme
Orange is even worse
So I won't waste my time.
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29-12-2013, 01:10 PM
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BRAVO! to Rachel & Jem. great stuff.


I found this JEM, writtn by WW Skeats,
That lately grew its fragrant stem on;And next, to give her pleasure more range,I offered her a juicy orange.And nuts, she cracked them in the door-hinge.[
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29-12-2013, 01:57 PM
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It seems like a good time is being had by all
What is even better is that two people sound happy
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29-12-2013, 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Robert Junior ->
BRAVO! to Rachel & Jem. great stuff.


I found this JEM, writtn by WW Skeats,
That lately grew its fragrant stem on;And next, to give her pleasure more range,I offered her a juicy orange.And nuts, she cracked them in the door-hinge.[
You certainly know your stuff RJ, is there nothing that has escaped your keen eye for literature, you are indeed a great man with words and long may you continue to reveal the fruits of your knowledge so that we may all benefit.
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30-12-2013, 12:04 AM
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Originally Posted by MKJ ->
Chocolate!

Why does chocolate taste so damn good - just rude?
I can eat bar after bar and box after box, depending on my mood
I luvs it without a care in the world and shrug at any sort of restraint
It goes down so well with a cold glass of something strong - I sure ain't a saint
My only cause for concern is when I attempt to dress once again in a skin tight jean
Out of my pjs I have to force myself - hell I once was so lean
Oh f*** it a diet I can go on soon as I want if not tomorrow
Just one more bar or box will not add too much sorrow

F*** Xmas .



Well Mark, what can I say?

"There is a man from welsh Wales,
Who tells such extraordinary tales,
But I think it's the whiskey that makes him so frisky
And put too much wind in his sails.
 
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