Re: Jokes for blokes
A man boards a train, takes his seat and closes his eyes for a nap.Re: Jokes for blokes
Re: Jokes for blokes
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A man wakes up in hospital after surgery, he has an oxygen mask on, a nurse comes into the room, the nurse hears him say “ are my testicles black?” “ sir”, replies the nurse” I’m just going to give you a wash,” the nurse begins to wash the man, again she hears him say “ are my testicles black” “ I’ve told you sir” says the nurse “ I’m just giving you a wash , “ she hears him again, “ please nurse just a quick look, are my testicles black” the nurse is fed up by now and decides to quieten him, she puts her hand on his penis and begins to rub , after a while the man ejaculates, he removes his oxygen mask, and says, “ that was very nice, but can you tell me...are my test results back?Re: Jokes for blokes
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!" The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"Re: Jokes for blokes
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