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We come and go as we may
There is no obligation to stay
But like brother to brother, we're kind to each other
We wouldn't have it any other way, right RJ?

I'm feeling just over the Moon
My bar's got a new Spittoon
Now everyone's claiming they're best at the aiming
Must hurry the contest finishes soon.

There is a joke about a Cowboy alcoholic and a Spittoon, but It's too sick to post, not dirty but sick stomach wise, strictly a bar room joke, I'll tell it to yez all in Heaven, they have the finest lounge bar in the universe there, no smoking ban, free gargle, and it never closes either. If you happen to end up in the other place well that's a horse of a different colour, you won't get any cool pints there but plenty of hot jokes if your in the mood for laughing, but I doubt you will be, so stay good and you'll all be rewarded.

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wot he sed

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oh funny story time!

There was a young fellow from Lym
Who thought goin with women was sin
Till he met vicars daughter
Who taught him he aughter
He know wears a permanent grin!

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oeer; you do have a way wiv words me Laud!

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Was the Spittoon reference coincidental?

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It was indeed Spitty, very much so, that horrible Spittoon joke was told to me in the local today and I couldn’t get it out of me mind, damn well nearly put me off me dinner. They say if you want to get something nasty out of your mind to write it down backwards then burn it, never tried it but when I wrote about the Spittoon I soon forgot all about it, until you mentioned it.

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Yes, that may have foundation.

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where does that word appear, spittoon.
Can someone hum me the right tune
I hate the word phlegm
so please dont say it again
or I'll flounce out of here quite soon


(not really, but it rhymes)

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Who knows when to flounce
An aside may make one decide
Sense is dispensed by the ounce
Gut is formed to pronounce.

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this place is gettin like picassos modern art - quite abstract,bizzare and gut wrenching beautiful!!

there was a young maiden from Guam
told me to prepare feeling calm
As I laid down beside her, beside her, beside her
I fell into a chant on her arm?