Rhyming couplets

Was going to name this Mark's Poems but I don't think I would be all that active so instead all are welcome as no-doubt there are loads of budding poem writers on here. So without further ado I shall kick this thread off with a right pearler.

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Awesome

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Shame on you young fella
No wonder you've a hellofa
Headache after drinkin'
All that bootleg whisky
(It'll stop you being so frisky).

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Shooting one's mouth off at a pace
Is oft the fault of the human race
Specially after a bevvy or two
When you've been called a silly moo

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This is the height of hypocrisy coming from me.

Beer is nice
Whiskey is stronger
Give 'em both up
and you'll suffer no longer. Raa-raa-raa-sisk-boom!

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*speechless*