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My mate's doctor told him he has to give up drinking alcohol.
...so he's wandering around with a beer mat stuck to his arm...
No no - just don't get one pugsie did you mean - my mates doctor told him he has to give up beer mats??
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Re: Jokes for blokes

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No no - just don't get one pugsie did you mean - my mates doctor told him he has to give up beer mats??
It's a take on nicotine patches to help someone stop smoking.
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Re: Jokes for blokes

My wife rang me on my mobile today and said, "Where the hell are you?"

"Can you remember that jewellery shop we looked in on Saturday?" I asked. "The one that had those earrings you really liked in the window."

"Yes," she said, in a much more cheerful tone.

"Well, I'm in the pub next door."
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