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nothin wrong with a bit of bonding - right spits - mind it can get a bit sticky??
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Tomorrow starts off a week of top class racing at Royal Ascot. This is my favourite week of the year, far better to me than Liverpool or Epsom (Grand National and Derby weeks).
On day one I shall have several of my old mates and one or two dames from my old now closed local over to my place for drinks, smokes, and grub, the next day it will be someone else's turn and so on for the rest of the week. all jobs will be put on hold. As you know I’m not the sporting type, racing being my only sport so the wife is 100% with me on this.
To honour this special event I am offering a daily prize to my fellow scribblers if they can guess the colour of the Queen’s outfits on each day, the bookies do it so it’s a very popular bet especially with the lady folk. The winner will receive a drink of their choice from me, they have a choice of six different types of tea bag, Lyon’s, Barry’s, Musgrave, PG Tips, Lipton’s, or Twinings.

My guess for her outfit on day one is Yellow/lemon. Mean while it’s back to work for me now, so get cracking on the outfits and no vulgar answers please, she would not be amused.
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Originally Posted by Jem ->
Tomorrow starts off a week of top class racing at Royal Ascot. This is my favourite week of the year, far better to me than Liverpool or Epsom (Grand National and Derby weeks).
On day one I shall have several of my old mates and one or two dames from my old now closed local over to my place for drinks, smokes, and grub, the next day it will be someone else's turn and so on for the rest of the week. all jobs will be put on hold. As you know I’m not the sporting type, racing being my only sport so the wife is 100% with me on this.
To honour this special event I am offering a daily prize to my fellow scribblers if they can guess the colour of the Queen’s outfits on each day, the bookies do it so it’s a very popular bet especially with the lady folk. The winner will receive a drink of their choice from me, they have a choice of six different types of tea bag, Lyon’s, Barry’s, Musgrave, PG Tips, Lipton’s, or Twinings.

My guess for her outfit on day one is Yellow/lemon. Mean while it’s back to work for me now, so get cracking on the outfits and no vulgar answers please, she would not be amused.
When I lived in Windsor, that race course was just at the bottom of my road. My guess is pale blue.
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yellow for me!
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In the frozen-foods department of our local grocery store, I saw a man shopping with his son. As I walked by, he checked something off his list, then whispered conspiratorially to his son, “You know, if we really mess this up, we’ll never have to do it again.”
You walked right past me and didn't even say hello.

Originally Posted by Jem ->
Tomorrow starts off a week of top class racing at Royal Ascot. This is my favourite week of the year, far better to me than Liverpool or Epsom (Grand National and Derby weeks).
On day one I shall have several of my old mates and one or two dames from my old now closed local over to my place for drinks, smokes, and grub, the next day it will be someone else's turn and so on for the rest of the week. all jobs will be put on hold. As you know I’m not the sporting type, racing being my only sport so the wife is 100% with me on this.
To honour this special event I am offering a daily prize to my fellow scribblers if they can guess the colour of the Queen’s outfits on each day, the bookies do it so it’s a very popular bet especially with the lady folk. The winner will receive a drink of their choice from me, they have a choice of six different types of tea bag, Lyon’s, Barry’s, Musgrave, PG Tips, Lipton’s, or Twinings.

My guess for her outfit on day one is Yellow/lemon. Mean while it’s back to work for me now, so get cracking on the outfits and no vulgar answers please, she would not be amused.
Livid Puke.
Her colour choices are always quite awful, and I am quite sure she knows and does it on purpose.
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You walked right past me and didn't even say hello.

You fool Fruity

Livid Puke.
Her colour choices are always quite awful, and I am quite sure she knows and does it on purpose.
Yuk.
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Livid Puke.
Her colour choices are always quite awful, and I am quite sure she knows and does it on purpose.

Livid Puke how disrespectful of you Fruity, off with your head dilly dilly. Did you mean Liver Fluke?
"Liver fluke is a collective name of a polyphyletic group of parasitic trematodes under the phylum Platyhelminthes. They are principally parasites of the liver of various mammals, including humans" Wikipedia.
I want to know what colour she’ll be wearing not what she had for breakfast.
Shall I take that as a matt cream then?

So we have two yellow, a cream or off white, and a blue so far, Phyllis says pink but she’ll probably change her mind just minutes pre the carriage coming down the track before the first race. There’s a thought now, I wonder will her new American in law be in the second carriage? this will probably be her first Ascot.
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Love the gif Sweetie.
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