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Just make sure you Wash Up, if not, you could end up Washed Up, mark my words.
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08-07-2017, 12:54 AM
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mark your words - impossible with this worn out pen - did you hear about the Irish man who kept correcting his spelling mistakes on his word document - he was whiting out his errors on the screen??

anyway back to words - mark your words - no actions speak louder than words

putting cheese on a cracker -piece of cake in my opinion and yet

but that does need taken with a grain of salt

but meself like I says "a picture paints a thousand words" now let me look at me spelling mistakes - where did I put that tippex??
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08-07-2017, 12:58 AM
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...which is all well 'n' good until yer MacBook Pro unexpectedly runs out of in
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08-07-2017, 07:26 AM
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Forget the Tippex, seek out the Extip.
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08-07-2017, 08:05 AM
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Thor was on the telly last night, it was most disappointing to find it was not a sequel to Frozen.
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08-07-2017, 01:38 PM
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Thor-PAH!
I once melted an ice cube merely by GLARING at it-and it took just 2 hours!
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08-07-2017, 09:37 PM
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I thought my refrigerator would go on for ever, so I paid no attention to it, never even cleaning it, last night it failed, all the food is ruined, teach me to get Smug with my Smeg.
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Just think how much weight the Fat Controller would have lost, if he had ideas above his station, he could have changed his profile, but, would this have made him happy?
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well at least he didn't "miss the boat" or "jump on the bandwagon" he probably decided to " cross that bridge when he came to it" ??
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Did you know that a group of Bridges is called a ”Gap” of Bridges?
A group of Fat controllers (they are all fat now by the way) is called a “Lard” of Controllers.
And a group of Bandwagons is known as a “Trail Note” of Bandwagons.

You learn something new everyday.

It's a beautiful day here and the missus and me are off to Bray for the day. courtesy of the local's old folks welfare committee, bless their dear hearts. An outing to the seaside of old age pensioners is called "Probably the last Resort"
 
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